Listen To The Music With A Headphone Beanie Hat

How would you like to warm your head and surreptitiously listen to tunes at the same time? Well now you can with the Headphone Beanie Hat. This extra comfy beanie features integrated speakers inside the hat. Simply plug in your favorite music playing device to the cord in the back of the hat and crank up...

Show Your Clone is Awesome

Disclaimer: With today’s reproductive cloning methods, there are a few reasons your clone technically might not be genetically exactly like you. For one, your clone starts off with shortened telomeres it got from your (presumably not newborn) somatic cell. Two, the somatic cell’s nuclear DNA you...

Aperture Laboratories Polo Shirt

Hello and again welcome to the Aperture Science Employee Application and Immersion Training Suite. Your specimen has been processed, and we are now ready to begin the test proper. Note that this chamber will be monitored at all times. We have found that through careful monitoring, we can more accurately...