Z is for Zombies!

Z is for Zombies!

If you are reading this it means you probably failed at your attempts of World Domination. It’s ok, because it also means that no one else has succeeded. However, do not despair, we have a plan that will help you take over the world!

Follow these simple steps!

  • First, you need to have an offspring, preferably one that is still very young and impressionable. (If you do not have one, this plan will not work.)
  • Second, make sure the child is completely brainwashed of any alphabet associations (A is not for Apple…Z is not for Zebra.)
  • Third, buy a set of Young Mad Scientist Alphabet Blocks and enrich your child’s learning of the proper alphabet associations (L is for Laser…)
  • Fourth, through daily repetition over a six month period, teach your geekling the ways of a Mad Scientist!
  • Finally, grow the child for twenty years and put your plan into action! (Using a rapid growth chamber is acceptable but is not approved by the FDA.)
  • Suggestion for success: Don’t forget to implant the “Remember your parents” chip!

 

A complete list of the images represented by the letters is as follows:
A – Appendages

B – Bioengineering

C – Caffeine

D – Dirigible

E – Experiment

F – Freeze ray

G – Goggles

H – Henchmen

I – Invention

J – Jargon

K – Potassium

L – Laser

M – Maniacal

N – Nanotechnology

O – Organs

P – Peasants (with Pitchforks)

Q – Quantum physics

R – Robot

S – Self-experimentation

T – Tentacles

U – Underground Lair

V – Virus

W – Wrench

X – X-Ray

Y – You, the Mad Scientist of Tomorrow

Z – Zombies

Product Information:

  • For Ages 6 months +
  • Each block measures 1 3/8 inches square and depicts six mad science concepts and the appropriate letters.
  • The set includes all 26 letters of the alphabet on five blocks (six illustrations per block).
  • No harmful dyes or finishes, and edges are rounded and smooth
  • Weight: 1 pound


Show Your Geek today, by making your child a geek!


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